Dear World,
Allow me to introduce myself. I am the Sex Industry. You all know me from my best-selling products which have been produced in my factories in Hollywood, Nashville, Paris, Bangkok and several other lovely locations. My endorsements range from political elites, sports heroes, film/media personalities, music divas, that whole 50 shades of grey thing, and of course, the many tenured professors who endlessly sing my praise. The latter (though not exclusively, mind you) do not realize they are endorsing me, but since they are all into Darwin, Marx, and Dawkins they support me nonetheless; if they stopped teaching that man is merely the result of random chemical processes and therefore morality is relative to the individual my whole shtick would dissipate rather quickly.
But I digress!
Let me cut to the chase. I am big business . . . and I have a proposal for you. There are two stipulations to which you must agree. Should you agree to the terms I will compensate you handsomely . . . an annual salary of $57 billion to start with; however, projection models show that very likely that salary will rise quickly and sharply. [Read more…] about A Business Proposal from the Sex Industry
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